God created the Earth
God created animals
God created birds
God created chat on Whats Арp
God added Adam
Adam “I am bored”
God took a rib out of Adam
God added Eve
Adam “Ah! Painful”
Eve “Hi”
Eve “What can I wear?”
Eve “This?” “Or this? Or this?”
Adam “A nurse’s outfit!”
Eve “I understand, a plantain leaf”
Eve “Perhaps, we should go somewhere?”
Adam “Where? There is nothing going on”
Eve “If you are going to make fun of me, I will leave you”
Adam “Who are you going to?)))”
God “Each of you take a pair of every living creature under the sun”
God “Not there”
Adam “Eve, let’s go to my place?”
Adam “I haven’t any parents at home” (double meaning -Adam does not have parents, but also there no parents at home – so they can do what they want))))
Adam and Eve added Cain and Abel
Cain wiped out Abel
